oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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