you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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