Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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