Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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