I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Randomize
