you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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