I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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