Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I party with great urgency now.
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