Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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