so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
