Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The feeling are messing with the penis
We're not piercing ourselves today.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Randomize
