Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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