their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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