her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
vagina is talking i cant
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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