Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
no, he came in my armpit
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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