do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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