Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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