I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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