Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
How naked do you want me to be?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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