I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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