Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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