it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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