You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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