Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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