How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Jerry, you need to find god
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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