Do vagina's smell?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
foreskin is a definite game changer
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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