butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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