I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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