Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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