chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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