After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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