dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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