That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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