Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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