nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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