so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
