It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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