Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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