Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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