So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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