the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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