Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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