So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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