Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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