my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
you never un-have a 4some
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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