I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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