am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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