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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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