White coat. Heels.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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