Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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